Nonsense....

I am unable to write anything that makes sense. So for want of anything better to post, I am posting some nonsense rhymes I made up some weeks ago. I plead boredom...
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The hat said to the cap
How are you doing today
The cap said, Britney Spears called
Her hairs all gone, she's become bald
And I am on my way
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We are trying to tally the evils done
By presidents come and gone
But poor George Bush, we can't conclude
Coz oil prices are still high
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First she went and bought a bible
Measured herself for orange suits
Front page news-Paris doing well in jail
Swarcheneggar-“terminate her sentence”, in his mail
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Its 14th Feb tomorrow
Don't step out of the house they said
The moral police don't get any "action"
So they get jealous and hit you in the head
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G8
He ate
She ate
Decided the worlds fate

They didn't invite me
They didn't invite you
The poor and hungry were waiting
To get into a queue
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The nail said
I'm drunk so much, I'm so hammered
I feel like I'm being hit on the head

But the screw likes the turns
Lives for the metal burrs
But he needs a driver up ahead
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...I also plead CRAZY!